Surprise Surprise
59Surprise Surprise
During English lesson
I left the class briefly.
Being cold and chilly
needed urgent pee pee.
Made way quickly to staff
washroom but attached
to broom-blocked door
a notice - out of bounds.
Dysfunctional staff toilet
again so plan B ...
Go and use boys’ WC.
(Close to staff lavatory.)
Door was half-open
so I pushed quickly
and to my surprise I saw
boy attempting no 2’s
Now he had the blues!
(To close that door
Why didn’t he choose?
The lock was broken
and went unreported.)
Ritchie Fan
Hee Hee, When you gotta go you gotta go!!
ar. colton:
Lol - Thanks my friend and glad you enjoyed a good loud laugh!
It's my pleasure and God bless you.
Always:
Sure do Ruby and God bless.
..well hello my prolific and inspired poet friend - the one and only Sir Richie - your writing is always so much fun to read - full of your own inimitable wit, wisdom and charm - hope things are well for you! Please keep writing - you're a real hub gem!!!
Hello Sir E and glad to see you here. Thank you for your kind words and all is fine.
Good health to you Sir E and God bless you.
What a bad day! Very funny!
Lol
Yes but kids forget quickly! God bless.
ar.colton Level 3 Commenter 16 months ago
lol, that's hilarious. And yes, I actually did laugh out loud. My husband's staring at me like I'm crazy.
What a refreshing poem. :)