Last Wong - XX or XY

Last Wong - XX or XY

Doctors Wong - Eminent Love Scientists.

(Now Professors of Sexology

at Hong Kong’s University of Technology)

Eight years on after first daughter born

little darling - Angel Wong.

Wongs now looking a little forlorn!

After a very long journey

to complete Wong family

with elusive number one son!

Seven daughters so far

but still no joy with a little baby boy.

Husband Willy Wong says one night

to his beloved wife Willamina Wong:

Let’s try just once more for a boy Wong

to prolong our line of Wongs.

She says: Ok my love - let’s try just once more!

(because sex is becoming more like a chore

and down there I’m beginning to get rather sore!)

So once again... our illustrious sexually active pair

of Doctors Willy and Williamina Wong prepare

for another night of fornicating

for one last final act of procreating!

As daybreaks - Willy comes at last

a night of divine love-making

ending with almighty orgasmic blast!

Williamina looks lovingly at her beau

whimpers and moans Oh Oh Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Willy pumps and flows sweet honey

to meet with one of Williamina’s eggy

to seal their destiny (and maybe prolong their dynasty!).

Nine months have past oh so quickly.

(but this time no ultrascan to determine

whether lies a little ding dong

belonging to a little Wong man!)

Waters break finally

and time has come to discover their destiny.

What awaits these perpetual love mates?

Agony or ecstasy - What be their fate?

For a girl - Disappointment unfurl?

For a boy - Sheer joy?

Williamina pushing pushing

huffing huffing and puffing puffing

gripping tightly her Willy.

Shouting and turning air blue

swearing never never again you fool!

Mid-wife says: This little one

doesn’t wanna to come

to its dad and mum.

(Very stubborn one - There’s always one!)

After marathon labour

head pops out then little body.

Willy’s looking excitedly.

(His thoughts: fanny or willy?)

It’s a ... baby girl again!

Tears of sadness flow mixed with joy

but alas so sad no little baby boy.

But wait a minute ... mid-wife exclaims

There’s another little one in here

(Seems like two of them

playing games in there!)

Mid-wife again teases teases

for little one to come out.

Finally head then body out.

Willy screams with sheer joy:

There’s a willy - It’s a boy!

So Doctors Wong from Hong Kong

after so long wanting to prolong

their family line of Wong

so could go on and on

have their number one son.

So job well done

Willy and Williamina Wong!

(They never gave up until they won

their number one son!)

Ritchie Fan