Mr and Mrs Wong
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Mr and Mrs Wong
Huffing and puffing
all night long.
Moaning and groaning
terrible love song.
Humping and pumping
oh so strong.
Snogging and jogging
for so long.
Caressing and Spanking
so kind and kind of wrong.
Kama Sutra ... etcetera
India where it came from.
Procreating for son
no need condom!
Mr and Mrs Wong
(originally from Canton).
Amorous young couple
who love all night long!
Go back to where you belong!
Where you came from!
Damn couple from Hong Kong!
Those newlyweds - Noisy Wongs!
Ritchie Fan
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This is really cute I had to laugh all the way through
Mr wong who had a big dong
while Mrs wong smoked her bong
so you know they couldn't be wrong
they had a son and called him
bong dong wong
Loved it, voted up my friend
Awesome poems, and it is living DING DONG!!!
I had a grate laugh, and more than all, I had good fun trying to imagine the true tale behind this!!! They having fun, and WOW Bong Don Wong sounds good for a son!
Cheers!
I enjoyed vietnamvet68 and saddlerider1's responds...
:)
The Wong song must have been long
Since noises were heard until dawn
Never let it be said,
"Mr Wong 'ain't' dead"
A great poem,Richie....love your sense of humour very much!! You paint such a pretty picture with your words...with a chuckle behind each one!!You must do more like this one!!!!
Love it! What a fun Poem...and remember what's RIGHT isn't necessary WONG!
This is funny. Good writing!













saddlerider1 Level 7 Commenter 18 months ago
Could it be that Mr and Mrs Wong have got it all wrong
is she wearing a thong for Mr Wong?
All night long they frolic to a song from Canton
keeping the neighbors awake from their frolic
on the bong, they can't be wrong
These newly weds enjoy all night long
as people from Hong Kong
Insist they can't be that wrong
Just young and sensual to a song
Loved it..you made this saddlerider long...he he