Mr and Mrs Wong

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By richtwf


Note: This contains content of an adult nature.


Mr and Mrs Wong


Huffing and puffing

all night long.


Moaning and groaning

terrible love song.


Humping and pumping

oh so strong.


Snogging and jogging

for so long.


Caressing and Spanking

so kind and kind of wrong.


Kama Sutra ... etcetera

India where it came from.


Procreating for son

no need condom!


Mr and Mrs Wong

(originally from Canton).


Amorous young couple

who love all night long!


Go back to where you belong!

Where you came from!


Damn couple from Hong Kong!

Those newlyweds - Noisy Wongs!


Ritchie Fan


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saddlerider1 Level 7 Commenter 18 months ago

Could it be that Mr and Mrs Wong have got it all wrong

is she wearing a thong for Mr Wong?

All night long they frolic to a song from Canton

keeping the neighbors awake from their frolic

on the bong, they can't be wrong

These newly weds enjoy all night long

as people from Hong Kong

Insist they can't be that wrong

Just young and sensual to a song

Loved it..you made this saddlerider long...he he

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Thanks my dear friend for dropping by and glad you enjoyed this little ditty. A little laughter is good for our hearts and bodies. God bless and peace to you.

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vietnamvet68 18 months ago

This is really cute I had to laugh all the way through

Mr wong who had a big dong

while Mrs wong smoked her bong

so you know they couldn't be wrong

they had a son and called him

bong dong wong

Loved it, voted up my friend

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Thank you my friend for dropping by and returning the laugh! lol Much appreciated and cheers to you and your health!

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Nayothara 18 months ago

Awesome poems, and it is living DING DONG!!!

I had a grate laugh, and more than all, I had good fun trying to imagine the true tale behind this!!! They having fun, and WOW Bong Don Wong sounds good for a son!

Cheers!

I enjoyed vietnamvet68 and saddlerider1's responds...

:)

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Thanks Nayothara for dropping by for a hearty laugh! I'm sure there are many like Mr and Mrs Wong in the Far East! God bless them and you too!

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always exploring Level 8 Commenter 18 months ago

The Wong song must have been long

Since noises were heard until dawn

Never let it be said,

"Mr Wong 'ain't' dead"

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BrendyMac 18 months ago

A great poem,Richie....love your sense of humour very much!! You paint such a pretty picture with your words...with a chuckle behind each one!!You must do more like this one!!!!

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b. Malin Level 7 Commenter 18 months ago

Love it! What a fun Poem...and remember what's RIGHT isn't necessary WONG!

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Thanks Always Exploring for your kind and witty words. I enjoyed those very much so cheers!

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Thanks Brendan for dropping by and glad you had a good old chuckle over this one! I will try to write more and until then cheers for your generous comment.

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richtwf Hub Author 18 months ago

Cheers B. Malin for your kind comment. It's much appreciated as always.

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daydreamer13 16 months ago

This is funny. Good writing!

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richtwf Hub Author 16 months ago

Thanks my friend and glad you enjoyed it!

God bless you.

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