The Wong Family

The Wong Family

Mr and Mrs Wong

Five years on ...

Now Doctors Wong

of University of Hong Kong.

Proudly Doctors of Philosophy

with PhD’s in Sexology.

Lecturing internationally.

Eminent sexologists globally.

Very successful academically.

Doctors Wong very surprisingly

unsuccessful in family.

How can this possibly be

for this eminent pair of sexology?

Doctors Wong have tried

for oh so so so long

for just one little baby boy

to add to academic joy.

But year after year after year

for past four years

at it like rabbits (with their sexual habits)!

And given birth to four little princesses

(but alas with no boyish successes).

Having strong wish for so long

for a long family line of Wong

to go on and on and on!

So Doctors Wong

(for so long)

tried tried tried tried

and sighed sighed sighed sighed

Cos each ultascan showed no little man

(no little ding dong in the scan)

So poor husband Dr Wong

looking at poor wife Dr Wong

would exclaim in utter disbelief:

What’s going on!

Something wrong with us Wong!

All this sex sex sex sex!

And always XX XX XX XX!

Why! Why! Why! Why!

No XY XY XY XY!

Again no number one!

No number one son!

But we not give up!

And we try again!

Ritchie Fan